- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

THE GAME

I am quite mature.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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