- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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