What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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