- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why is my phone broken i dropped it

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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