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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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