- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did the old man say? Im old

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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