- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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