What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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