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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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