Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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