I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Obama

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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