- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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