Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Has u seen my grammar?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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