- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

alex is cool

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Face...the other white meat!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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