whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Equal rights!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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