What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Tony Romo

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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