- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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