Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

scraggle is in you pillow case

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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