- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

salad days!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

here's a joke... the american education society

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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