- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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