- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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