What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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smell the vitamin C

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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