Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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