- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

scraggle is in you pillow case

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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