Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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