- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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