A fat guy!

batman has diarrhea

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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