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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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