Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A lot eh?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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