Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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