- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Please ignore this statement.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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