- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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