What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?