- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock open

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Women's rights

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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