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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

your no better than a cockroach

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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