- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Cripples are lame.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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