Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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