- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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