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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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