Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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