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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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