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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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