watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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