- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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