- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

2 black kids walk into school

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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