womens rights

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Caramel Boing.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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