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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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