- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??