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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

batman has diarrhea

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what's the difference between a duck?

time to spruce up!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Cliterus

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Chlamydia

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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