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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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