"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Tony Romo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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