- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Oh s***

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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