what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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I once did something.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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