Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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White NBA players.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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