- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.