Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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