- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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