- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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