What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

An Asian person drove home safely.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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