- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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