- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

You idiot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??