What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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